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Man. I hates me them cats.
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"Hav evrything you want."
"Why?"
"For reddish locks as these,for eyes ℉ teh deepst & mst sympThetic brown.For skin like teh fresh cream ℉ milk in teh morning.For lips indstinguishable frm teh petals ℉ a rose." ~Marius♡Armand
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Shrewd observer: "You've had way too much cock in your mouth to be vegan." -- Overheard in N.Y.
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